Daily YTMND: Chip of the Dead

Go, enjoy. Get off my lawn.

Zombie strategy game

And it is available for mac or windows. Download now. I'll eat your flesh there!

Zombie song contest; moaning not requisit

Check out this contest to find the best zombie song of all time. Submit your entries folks. I can't believe the song from "they hunger" wasn't submitted yet.

Tarman handbag

And many more monster-bag comparisions to be found at this site.

devilishly hot

Need something spicy for your halloween party? This stuff looks good.

They said it couldn’t be done! (Actually, they said it shouldn’t be done.) But, I’ve done it anyway! I’ve combined flesh-eating zombies with spicy food products to create zombie themed hot sauce for your Halloween party or other creepy event!

Armadeaddon

Penny arcade did the whole zombie thing a short while back. Check it out.

dance like a zombie

Just somethin I found in the blogosphere you may like.

Bollywood Thriller

Zombie car wash

Check out this sweet music video, with zombie carwash babes.

Punk Zombies

It almost feels like getting an excusive or something...
I was contacted by the makers of the film Queen of the Zombie Punks, which is currently in development. Here's their pitch:

"A generation ago, a voodoo curse took the souls of THE GRAVE DIGGERS... now they're back to rock your face off... AND EAT YOUR BRAINS!"

A new zombie movie brought to you by Michael Patrick Entertainment.

Producer Michael Patrick and Director Rob Toshoff are set to co-produce a new Zombie Horror feature film project scheduled for pre production in Sept 2006. It's the tale a deceased punk band from the 1980's who return from the grave to fulfill their rock star aspirations! With the combined efforts of both companies, QZP has assembled a fantastic group of industry professionals. Casting will commence Shortly, Website launching soon! Stay tuned!

http://www.michaelpatrickentertainment.com

http://www.myspace.com/queenofthezombiepunks

Sounds like a fun zombie bash; I wonder if it'll come my way...

First annual Portland zombie kickball

Bikinis and zombies mix well

More here

free zombie simulation game developed

details here.

Final Fantasy's Cast Does Michael Jackson's Thriller

shake it

Shotgun Chuck vs. Zombie Lee: who ya got?

Another useless net thingy

Zombie Letters from e-zombie.com

Dead Rising

This guy has the best moves I've seen since the Evil Dead series.

overtime

Evil Dead Musical

From Empire:

It’s now official: any film can become a musical. In this day and age, when the likes of Legally Blonde and The Lord Of The Rings are going tuneful, it should come as no surprise that The Evil Dead is the latest to make it to the stage.

Evil Dead: The Musical will arrive in New York in October, having already been work shopped in Toronto and Montreal. Created by George Reinblatt, Christopher Bond, Melissa Morris and Frank Cipolla, the show will be co-directed by Hinton Battle, best known to TV viewers as Sweet, the demon from Buffy’s musical episode.

The plot roughly follows the film’s story, but focuses on a group of friends – instead of just Ash – who unleash the evil at the secluded woods cabin. And in keeping with the movie’s popcorn status, the musical will play at 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights, with the first few rows labelled the Splatter Zone - from where there will doubtless be an opening night report from Empire's Chris Hewitt.

Hey, I made a post. Happy? I'm not; Linus found it and therefore should have wrote it. Just kidding.

Particle man

Your daily YTMND

Dead head fred

sneeze

Thanks to Mandy, and of course voices in my hand.

Gorillaz doing Day of the Dead

Make your own zombie mug

Well, maybe you can do a better job than this guy. But in any case this is a good guide to getting started on the road to zombie stardom. It's a guide to using liquid latex and uh... crumbs to become one of the undead, sans death of course.

YTMND of the Day: Shawn of the Dead, oldschool style

Witness what Shawn of the Dead would be like if it was rendered on a Commodore 64. Ah, I have fond memories of the Commodore 64. Hours of playing some helecopter game called apocalypse, spelling wizard, and BC Racers. And there was the magical day I discovered that if you turn the joystick on it's side, it compensated by switching right to up or whatever. You had to be there. The 80s that is.

Trailer Tuesday: Boy Eats Girl

Foto Frieday

This photo comes to you courtesy of a show in Moscow, all about the dangers of zombies. Or maybe it was drugs. Either way...
Actually, the disintegration of a person becoming an addict looks very similar to zombification. Check it out.

YTMND of the day: And then Jon was a zombie

I'm adding a new feature, since I keep seeing great hilarious content on YTMND.com. So enjoy the Doom Fan Fic.

Guillermo del Toro's making a zombie game

The fat boy behind Hellboy and Blade is moving into the videogame market. Kotaku tells a little about it:

Details are scanty, but the game will be called Sundown, despite the fact that it is about zombies and not vampires. The brief description over at the Hollywood Reporter notes that players "will have to survive an apocalypse that leaves a world infected with zombies and other potentially fatal horrors."

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Can it compete with the Resident series?

Zombie activists come out in protest of immigration reform

"Urr... urgle!" said one protester in his native language. Zombies all over Sydney protested the unfair treatment of their kind this week.
One spokesman for undead rights stated, "These people are just trying to live their unlives like the rest of us, so that they can bring home brains to their children. Shame on Australia for being so closed minded. You can see more pictures of the protest here.

I love zombie comics

Nostalgia month!

This month's shambling theme shall be Zombie Nostalgia.
To get us started, I provide you with a track from an old LP. I remember being a kid and thinking that this sort of thing was actually scary. I was obsessed with monsters as a kid, and made it my offical duty to hunt them. I distinctively remember one crushing day when my best friend told me he no longer believed in monsters, because they were just imaginary. Anyways, thinking back on the kid I was, it's not really suprising I moderate The Zombie Blog these days.
Enjoy a tale of a giant zombie servant from Terror Tales, digitized thanks to this guy.

uploaded just for you

Part 1 of the previously mentioned pirate baby action, uploaded for those of you that can't wait for high quality (i.e. something you download). I'm sure you're resourceful enough to click on the video and find part 2, which I also uploaded to youtube.

Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight 2006

Alright, you have to see this animation. It's about the coolest thing ever. The Big Lebowski super move alone makes this faux-zombie killing game movie worth seeing. Go here, and download it!

Freaky Foto Fri

The worth1000 celebrity zombies helped me to find some good ideas when I photoshopped me and my friends into the banner of this blog.

From Charlie White

Charlie White is a guy that has haunted my dreams since before I figured out who he is. Specifically, I am talking about a picture of his I found that so confused me, I made this. Well, I found his page, saw the answer (sort of) to the mystery, and found this:
Also, this video he made was enough to creep out this hardened zombie fan.

I hope they eat you first

Giving leather-jacket-wearing zombie hunters a bad name. From this ytmnd. Also, kids love zombies.

Zombie proof housing

Just pull up the ladder and you're safe. Maybe even set up a special harpoon system to gather food/defense. Just make sure you don't get your harpoons mixed up and spread infectious agents. Ultimate tree house.

Best Ebay auction. Ever.

Who wouldn't want an authentic vampire hunting kit? Too bad it's already been sold, but still, go look!

Photo Friday: bittersweet

Raise your own undead army

Yes, instructions to make the necronomicon and more at Raven's blight. They've got tons of undead projects ready to print out. What nice ghouls.

I also recommend browsing their arcade

Cutethulhu

First, I don't think you'll find a more apt study than K's last post there. Second, enjoy a cute cthulhu and an undead Lovecraft.

Lovecraft's Reanimator: The Foretelling of a Sub-Genre

My embarrassing horror-geek confession to you, dear reader, is that I have never really read Lovecraft. I know, I know. It goes against everything logical. I’m supposed to be a huge fan of King, possibly a loyal fan of Barker, and most certainly an obsessive Lovecraft fan—an obsession I should have started cultivating since at least junior high. I actually knew this at about that time, and I gave Lovecraft a shot. Whatever the reason, he didn’t take, and I didn’t pick him up again until a couple of years later, when I was turned on to the Herbert West – Reanimator stories. I don’t recall what my reaction was at the time was, except that I, of course, loved the movie. I’m happy to say that this month’s topic here at The Zombie Blog has prompted me to re-read the stories. I couldn’t be happier with the timing; after years of loving and getting to thoroughly know the zombie sub-genre, and having been around long enough to witness certain arcs and dips in its history, I’m glad to have this perspective when re-evaluating these stories anew.

The Herbert West – Reanimator stories were originally published in 1922, in Homebrew magazine, under the title of “Grewsome Tales.” Seabrook’s The Magic Island was still seven years away from introducing the Haitian zombie to Hollywood in 1929, and White Zombie was still ten years away from introducing this same zombie type to filmic audiences. This is extremely interesting in the sense that, I believe, after reading Lovecraft’s undead contribution, these six stories indeed encapsulate the entire history of the zombie film sub-genre—from their humble beginnings right up to the very present. They even usurp Mr. Romero of the much-claimed title of the man who introduced cannibalism to the zombie mythos.

In Story I, From the Dark, the quivering, screaming result of West’s scientific trial exhibits only rudimentary memory—and not even of its past life. West and his assistant, the narrator (whose name we never know, but who we come to know as Dan Cain in the films), undertake the reanimating experiment, and it ends in what they perceive as failure. When they go to another room of their secluded farmhouse to concoct another batch of the reanimating fluid (assumed to be faulty), a ghastly scream is heard, which frightens them into abandoning the farmhouse. The following day, they read in the paper, in two separate articles, that the farmhouse had been burnt to the ground and the grave out of which they retrieved the poor soul bore evidence of a failed attempted to crawl back in. Who knows how the farmhouse burnt down, but the fact that this monster obviously tried to find its way back into its own grave leads one to believe that it retained some kind of memory. It’s true that there’s no logical sense to this at all. One could understand memories of the previous existence, but from death until reanimation, there would be no way to it to form memories. Hence, how did it know where its own grave was? Nevertheless, this can be used as an example of some kind of conscious activity, which even Madge Bellamy is able to exhibit towards the end of White Zombie. Here we have the start of the zombie in film.

Story II, The Plague-Demon, is where Romero’s critical claim to cannibalism is toppled. West and company are at it again, during an epidemic which kills Dean Halsey, of the now infamous Miskatonic University. Of course he is reanimated, and the result is his mindless murderous rampage (a rage reminiscent of the 28 Days Later “infected”), killing many people…and eating them. It’s mentioned ever-so briefly: “It had not left behind quite all that it had attacked, for sometimes it had been hungry.” This single line is so subtle it’s as if a meaningless side note—Lovecraft could never have known what an integral piece of the sub-genre this would come to be, let alone have any inkling that there would be an undead movement at all! Halsey’s zombie form is merely a ravaging automaton, killing instinctually, for seemingly no real reason, and only eating its victims when it felt like it—when it was hungry.

This is repeated in Story III, Six Shots by Moonlight. Here the revitalizing duo have brought back Buck Robinson, aka “The Harlem Smoke”, who was accidentally killed during an illegal boxing match. Of course, his corpse doesn’t respond soon enough and he’s discarded as a failure, and buried in a shallow grave. Later, an Italian family is missing a small boy and all hell breaks loose. Somewhat predictably, this third zombie edition shows up rattling at the back door, with the boys arm in its mouth, suggesting the fiend had feasted on him. He is, of course, shot six times by West. These last two tales have brought the zombie up quickly from White Zombie in 1932 to Romero’s Night of the Living Dead in 1968, which is quite a jump. The missing years are negligible though, considering how forgettable most zombie films were in between.

Stories VI and V take up where Night left off in the evolution of the zombie, just as Dawn of the Dead and then Day of the Dead did. The zombies are learning, or at least, they are exhibiting some specific signs of memory. In both cases, the first thing the newly undead creatures find themselves doing is screaming in reaction to something that happened the moment they died. Story VI, The Scream of the Dead, the zombie exclaims “Help! Keep off, you cursed little tow-head fiend – keep that damned needle away from me!” Of course, the tow-head fiend is West, and he’s been up to no good, much to the horror of his assistant. In Story V, The Horror from the Shadows, the reanimation victim, Major Sir Eric Moreland Clapham- Lee, was nearly decapitated (a job that was finished once West and friend got a hold of him) when his helicopter, piloted by Lieutenant Ronald Hill, crashes during the Great War—where our two doctors are serving; the closer to the action, the fresher the specimens (obviously inspirational to the opening scene of Bride of Re-Animator). Major Moreland Clapham-Lee’s body awakens from The Big Sleep, with it’s head on the other side of the room hollering “Jump, Ronald, for God’s sake, jump!” Next thing they know, a shell explodes near them, chaos, and what becomes of the Major’s body is not known...until the next and last installment of the series.

These last two stories, V & VI, clearly show some signs of progress being made with West’s experiments, as he’s able to access fresher samples with which to experiment on. Regarding the always lively debate in zombie film circles as to whether or not the brains of the zombies function at all, and whether or not they are capable of learning or emotion, these two Lovecraftian examples of the undead are comparable to the shopping mall zombies of Dawn, who retain enough of their past-life memories to return to the shopping structure to begin with, and also to Bub in Day, who demonstrates his own ability for recall in the memorable scene with Dr. Logan, as he explores the Walkman, the razor, the book, and then later, the gun. Bub also shows us the capability zombies have for emotion—the fondness for Dr. Logan, and the hatred for Captain Rhodes.

Finally, Story VI, The Tomb-Legions, brings us up to date, and quite rapidly. In it, Major Moreland Clapham-Lee has returned, as is collecting all of West’s past experiments that are available (it’s also not entirely clear if his small, but growing army of the undead is all a result of West, or if it’s somehow generating more undead on its own), including the cannibalistic Halsey from the second installment, in order to enact some kind of revenge. This, very obviously, takes a kind of reasoning skill that none of the undead has exhibited until this time. The leap in intelligence from Story V to Story VI is about as drastic as the jump in the same matter from Day of the Dead to Land of the Dead. In Day, Bub shows not just mere memory, but also small signs of active learning (and his affection for Dr. Logan), and in Land, Big Daddy leads an army of undead through various undertakings and maneuvers (and his resentment towards the living). Also, the undead Cholo character knows enough—almost immediately after reanimation—to dispatch of the Kaufman character in a most complicated way (that is, complicated by zombie standards). There is the acquisition and retention of knowledge and there is the want of retribution, as well as its execution.

Far from merely inspiring a well-known and generally well-loved modern zombie flick, ReAnimator—years before Romero came onto the scene to so dramatically change the sub-genre; even at least a decade before the zombie itself came into the public’s consciousness—Lovecraft managed to foresee, in six short and simple stories, the historical timeline of the popular zombie in film, from its beginning to the present state of things; from the somewhat directionless undead automaton to a thinking, planning, and ultimately vengeful thing of horror.

Zombie party tragically ended by shotgun-wielding idiot

Thanks to Josh for finding this article, source unknown. Sorry. News items like this make the case for the second ammendment as an assurace of private security against real zombies all that much more hard to defend.

Seven Dead in Seattle Party Shooting

Saturday , March 25, 2006

SEATTLE — A gunman opened fire Saturday morning in a rental home occupied by about 20 young partygoers, killing four young men and two women and critically injuring at least one other person before committing suicide when confronted by police on the steps outside.
William Lowe, 59, who lives across the street, said he heard six shots fired shortly after his alarm went off at 7 a.m. He looked through the peephole of his door to see people scattering from the home.
Some of the guests had their faces painted and hair dyed for a "zombie party" held Friday night, Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske said.
One man staggered out and sat down, Lowe said, and a large man dressed in black — about 6-foot-1 and maybe 225 pounds — came out carrying a shotgun across his chest. When an officer standing in the street told him to put the weapon down, he put the barrel in his mouth and fired.
Officers found three dead in the living room, one at the front door and another on the porch steps. Three people were taken to Harborview Medical Center; one died, one was in extremely critical condition and the third was stable, the nursing supervisor said. Officers transported about a dozen witnesses to a precinct to interview them.
The victims were in their late teens and early 20s, police said. Officers said they were not yet aware of a possible motive.
"It's one of the largest crime scenes the city has ever had," Kerlikowske said.

Dozens of rounds were fired in the house, where people — ranging from their early and mid teens to mid-20s — gathered after a larger party called "Better Off Undead" in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. Some of the guests were "made up to look as if they were dead," the chief said.
He said the shooter, who had been invited to the party at the home, left the house about 7 a.m. and came back 10 minutes later heavily armed.
As the gunman walked the half block from his black Dodge pickup truck, he apparently spraypainted the word "NOW" in orange twice on the sidewalk and once on the steps of a neighbor's home, police said.
When he got to the house, he immediately opened fire before forcing his way inside. He shot two people outside, three in the living room and then went upstairs looking for more victims, Kerlikowske said.
Just before the shooting started, a 20-year-old Bellevue man told The Seattle Times, his 17-year-old girlfriend called him to an upstairs bathroom to talk while she applied makeup. Most everyone else in the house had been asleep about five hours, said the man, who was not identified.
"We heard gunshots and screaming and I opened the bathroom door and looked down the stairs and saw flashes from the gunshots. It was pretty intense," he said.
He locked the door and he and his girlfriend crouched in the bathtub.
"After all the gunshots, the shooter came upstairs and tried to open the door. He shot a round through the door and the bullet whizzed by my face," the man said.
The gunman then went back downstairs, he said.
"We thought we were going to die, plain and simple," said the young man, interviewed outside the downtown police station where he said he was among a group of about 30 partygoers questioned by police.

Kerlikowske said an officer in the neighborhood heard the shots and arrived to find one person staggering out of the house with a gunshot wound. The officer confronted the man with a shotgun but got no further than "Drop your ..." before the man turned the weapon on himself, the chief said.
The gunman also had a handgun, police said. Kerlikowske said the gunman mainly used the 12-gauge pistol-grip shotgun, "a weapon not designed for hunting purposes but for hunting people."
The gunman was wearing bandoliers of shells for the shotgun and carrying additional clips for the handgun. In his truck, police found an assault rife and multiple "banana clips" carrying 30 bullets each.
Police said they did not know if drugs or alcohol were a factor, though Kerlikowske said marijuana and alcohol were found in the house.
"This is a terrible tragedy for all of the victims and their families," said Mayor Greg Nickels in a statement.

"This kind of gun violence is extremely unusual for Seattle and this neighborhood," he added. "We don't know the exact reason, but we do know that it wasn't random."
Neighbor Cesar Clemente, 25, said he called 911 when he heard the shots. He looked outside to see people fleeing, and two people huddling in the bushes. He called for them. One, a man, made it to his front entryway, shot in the arm and the abdomen. The other collapsed in the bushes.
Clemente asked the man what happened. He said only, "I've been peppered." Medics quickly took him away, leaving behind a few shotgun pellets on the floor where he had been lying.
Lowe said people came and left the house at all hours, often with facial piercings and elaborate makeup.
"This was a destination point," he said.

Nancie Thorne told The Seattle Times that her 15-year-old daughter, Suzanne, was in the house when the man opened fire. She hadn't heard if her daughter survived.
The girl's boyfriend, Jesse Mullens, called Thorne earlier Saturday to say they had gone to the house following a "zombie rave" Friday night, Thorne said. They were about to leave — Mullens was waiting outside — when the gunman barged in.
Mullens told Thorne he heard a lot of gunshots. He thought Suzanne was stuck somewhere in the house with the shooter between her and the door.
"It's the worst phone call a mom can get," Thorne said, crying. "She shouldn't have gone to the rave. I've never approved of those things. ... I just hope to God she's alive. And if she is, she's grounded for life."
Hospital officials said the girl was not there.
Aaron Hoyle, 25, of Renton, said about five people in or near their 20s lived in the blue, two-story bungalow with white trim, and that some were promoters of warehouse parties. Hoyle hadn't been to the home in about three months, but came to see if his friends were OK when he heard about the shooting on the news.
The home, which according to King County property records is owned by a man named D. Gregg Doyle, is just a few blocks from Miller Community Center, where Little League baseball games were under way Saturday morning.

random zombie link

This guy may be making a video game or something. Some interesting pixelated cartoons.

Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

Bethesda Softworks® announced today that the highly anticipated survival horror game, Call of Cthulhu®: Dark Corners of the Earth™ for the PC will ship to North American stores the week of March 27th. Call of Cthulhu®: Dark Corners of the Earth™, developed by Headfirst Productions, is based on the Call of Cthulhu® paper-and-pencil role-playing game, which is itself inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s novels.

Eeek.


EEEK!

Click here for more info...

Trailer tuesday

Here's a trailer for a silent call of Cthulhu adaptation coming out. Maybe it will be good; maybe it'll be cheesy. Time will tell.

Family cirus redubbed with mythos text

Many more of these here.

Phreaky Photo Phriday: Cthulu month!

That's right, folks, I'm using this FFF to announce this month's shambling theme is the Cthulu mythos. Get ready for a month of edritch content, as the Elder Ones conspire to take back the Earth.

Hellcat

Okay, this is from the Attak of the Zombie Cats flikr. As an abashed cat lover, I love this.
Also along Cat lines...
Cyclopean kitty. This is not a photshop, this thing was actually born and lived for a short while.

And where there are cat's there's sure to be...
A good dog can be a valuable ally when the zombies come, unless it tends to bark a lot or otherwise attract attention. Get an unconspicuous dog.

One ugly pooch

You may think this dog is some sort of muppet. I mean, he doesn't look like he could be real, right? But he is. This is Sam, the world's undisputed ugliest dog. He had a brief flash of fame, but was very old and alas, passed on. I won't speculate on how ugly an undead Sam could be.

Speaking of dogs, this could be a funny movie...

Gonna Jack your ride

Hailing back to the brain slugs and parasites post of last month, I bring you The Wisdom of Parasites, a well researched article on yet another member of the animal kingdom capable of hijacking it's host. In this case, the wasp steers the roach by moving it's antaena. Cool stuff.

Freaky folio friday

did I miss last Friday? Anways, this is from De Monstris.

Installing Linux on a dead badger

This is the kind of link one would expect from Benny, had he ever taken it upon himself to post. In his stead, I give you Installing Linux on a Dead Badger: User's Notes.

Speaking of Badgers, I also bring you the zombie eqivilent of the badger song. Come to think of it, that is the kind of link Nerdygirl would enjoy. Where are my blog team members?

Also, Badgers 2 will eat your soul.