Friday, December 02, 2005


Not sure when you'll be bursting from the grave to begin your career as an undead brain location and extraction technician? While we can't tell you the exact date of your reanimation, we can give an idea of when you'll graduate from living. Death Clock calculates your day of death, and even tells you how many seconds you have left to live.

Assuming my weight loss continues and I reach my goal weight, I'll be checking out on Dec. 14th, 2038. Go and check your own date of death, and put it in your Palm Pilot now. While you are at it, feel free to page through the new Cofanifunebri calendar, and let Italian swimsuit models help you pick out a place to "rest"...